Behind Closed Doors - or - Maybe Not!
Shipwrecked
on an
Two men were shipwrecked near an island.
When they landed ashore, one of them began screaming and yelling, "We're
going to die! We're going to die! There's no food! No
water! We're going to die!"
The second man leaned calmly against a palm tree.
When the first man saw how calm his friend was, he went crazy and shouted,
"Don't you understand?! We're
going to die!!"
Undisturbed, the second man replied, "You don't understand, I make $100,000
a week."
Dumbfounded, the first man looked at him and asked, "What difference
does that make?!? We're on an island
with no food and no water! We're going
to DIE!!!"
The second man answered, "You just don't get it. I make $100,000 a week and I tithe ten percent
on that $100,000 a week. Wherever I
am, my pastor will be sure to find me!
A Desert Island… Not a Dessert Island!